Hello, Again, Internet

Forgive my lack of posts as of late, but I’ve been pretending to be Editor for the prestigious, prestigious publication for which I work instead of tending to my nominal duties as Assistant Editor. The last three days have seen poor Winter buried under mounds of 24 lb. bond paper as well as fairly copious amounts of stress between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. (the hours during which I do the majority of my blogging).

At any rate, I see that we’re slowly gaining a very, very modest readership, and I wanted to thank everyone for coming and, I hope, returning. The last few days have been unusually sparse. Things, hopefully, will pick up tomorrow when my boss returns from vacation.

Respek to Himillsy for kicking serious ass in her posts this week. Probably she is the reason you people have come, and returned.

In the coming days, dear Internet, you will see more Because Dear Abby Sucks, more Unseen Movie Reviews, more biting political commentary, more Washington minutiae, and, of course, more of us pretending we have an audience.

Yours,
-WS

P.S. I said "duties." And "mounds."