That First Day Back Is Always Tough
Apparently, Shrub is cutting his five-week vacation short by two days so he can survey the damage done by Katrina.
And by survey the damage, I mean exploit the commoners.
Oh, and all you terrorists who've had run of things over in Iraq better watch out. Your worst nightmare is back from his vacation. And he's well rested, which means no more afternoon naps, no more breaks in front of Tickle U. It's back to the grind, which means he's still cranky, still prone to mood swings and tantrums. So. Watch your back, um, bitches.
Starting, you know, tomorrow. Because, ostensibly, everything will still be here. The dead will still be dead.
I feel more secure already.
posted by Winter Sorbeck at
12:27 PM
2 Comments:
How does one "survey" coastal damage from Washington? Is this something that you and I could have been doing All This Time?
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Himillsy Dodd, at 12:51 PM
Maybe he's going to stare at the banks of the Potomac with his brow furrowed, all confused.
NO! Probably he'll be holed up in the Situation Room (the REAL Situation Room) watching digital feeds, trying to figure to which Muslim nation Katrina fled . . .
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Winter Sorbeck, at 1:53 PM
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