Providing Fodder for Homophobes Nationwide

If a same-sex animal couple were to, say, break up and start seeing opposite-sex partners, it probably wouldn't be scientific, logical, or ethical to make any assumptions about what this means for the rest of the animal kingdom, especially humans. There are over 200 identified species that engage in homosexual, polysexual, and bisexual behavior. The breakup of one couple shouldn't mean jack.

Of course, if you're Fox News, it's one of your headlining stories today. Yay journalism!